[Cz-L] shompel

New entries to the Czernowitz Dictionary

Shompel (verb) = Seasonal shopping at the Temple
Mompel (verb) = Going to the movies in the Temple
                               Usage: Afternoon we go shompelling , if they
show something cool we might
                                           mompel too.
Jewrash ( noun) = Allergic condition induced by mentioning anything Jewish
to city officials.
                                Usage : Yesterday after opening the mail the
Jubilee organizing committee
                                              came down with jewrash.
                                                  After inquiry they found
the culprit- a letter from a
                                                Jewish organization on
participation.
Galizia Blue Flash = Record breaking Lviv – Czernowitz bus line . Awarded
gold medal
                                    for efficiency and swiftness.
Betteldeutsch (noun) = Language used by street beggars feigning jewish
descent for increasing
                                        proceeds.
Czernosickness (noun) = What you feel after not being in Czenowitz for 60
years.
Homesickness (noun) = What you feel after being in Czernowitz for 3 days.
Oldschooling ( verb) = Finding old school .
Oldclassing ( verb) = Finding old class .
Transaging (verb) = Behaving like a six-year-old.

Oldclassabusing(verb)= Entering class and explaining in broken German(!) to
40
                                       local first graders that this was
your class 60 years ago and
                                        your teacher was Toder ( haven’t
you heard of him?) and
                                        here is where you sat.

Classpixeling (verb)= Taking high resolution snaps to immortalize
historic moment.

Classparting (verb) = Taking leave ,kissing goodlooking blonde female
teacher while
                                         class cheers, singing anthem.

   Hardy

Hardy
Received on 2007-02-06 07:24:32