re: [Cz-L] Cernowitzer jokes

Column of Jews led by German soldier through
Ukrainean steppe:
 Moishe spots a chicken and says :
 Herr Offizier hier geht an Of !
  Dummer Jud -ein Aff ? Was ist hier Afrika ?

Hardy

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מאת: Felix Garfunkel [mailto:felixg1_at_prodigy.net]
נשלח: Friday, December 05, 2014 2:19 AM
אל: Hardy Breier
נושא: Re: [Cz-L] Cernowitzer jokes

I agree that our German was not the always correct one,
I remember my dear aunt Rosa Gruber, constantly corrected me, and now my
wife who was born in Germany.

Felix

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> On Dec 4, 2014, at 4:43 AM, Hardy Breier <hardy3_at_bezeqint.net> wrote:
>
> Good German speaking was every Czernowitzer desire,
> But only very few achieved this !
> Many knew Schiller poems but how to apply this in everyday
> speak was the problem,
>
> Hardy
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> מאת: bounce-118589004-3499476_at_list.cornell.edu
> [mailto:bounce-118589004-3499476_at_list.cornell.edu] בשם cornel fleming
> נשלח: Thursday, December 04, 2014 3:17 PM
> אל: 'David Weiner'; czernowitz-l_at_cornell.edu
> נושא: RE: [Cz-L] Cernowitzer jokes
>
> And then there is the old play on words...."Nehmen Sie Platz"...ie Have a
> seat, as opposed to the non-good-German speaker's "platzen Sie"...meaning
> blow up! Cornel
>
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> From: bounce-118588786-8441035_at_list.cornell.edu
> [mailto:bounce-118588786-8441035_at_list.cornell.edu] On Behalf Of David
Weiner
> Sent: Thursday, December 04, 2014 8:20 AM
> To: czernowitz-l_at_cornell.edu
> Subject: [Cz-L] Cernowitzer jokes
>
> Dear all,
> I know some jokes but here it is not a joke but more the sort of
Cernowitzer
> speach which means you have to have some knowledge of Jidish, Ukrainian
and
> Rumanian.
> Here it is: A jewish woman wants to buy a chicken. The chicken is a little
> lean so she says to the seller: day un blus, say in sus, mai mult federn
> decat gaina.
> If you translate it the whole joke is lost but I wil try it anyway.
> "If you give a blow it jumps up, there are more fethers than chicken.
> The second Cernowitz say:
> A woman passes near a selster of cream and unwilingly turns over a can of
> cream. So she says to the woman ; "Pardon" To wich the woman answers:
> "Perde ni perde mne za smetanu zaplate"
> The word Pardon sounds in Ukrainian like perde, which is a dirty word, so
> she says in Ukrainian "you can say perde, but pay me for the cream"
> I hope you enjoy this old Cernowitzer jokes.
> best whishes
> David
>
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