Re: [Cz-L] Old ethnic joke. from Paul Heger on 2014-12-05 (The Czernowitz-L Archive)

From: Paul Heger <pheger_at_gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 5 Dec 2014 22:08:28 +0200
To: alexander rosner <alexanderrosner_at_yahoo.de>
Reply-To: Paul Heger <pheger_at_gmail.com>

Thanks! Now you reminded me the correct diction, which I forgot
Paul

On Thu, Dec 4, 2014 at 6:18 PM, alexander rosner <alexanderrosner_at_yahoo.de>
wrote:

> Paul,
>
> originally it sounded:
>
> Albo gehen Sie, albo stehen Sie, aber machen Sie keine Kupkas nicht!
>
>
> ( some knowledge in Polish and Ukrainian helps ... :-) )
>
> >________________________________
> > Von: Paul Heger <pheger_at_gmail.com>
> >An: Hardy Breier <hardy3_at_bezeqint.net>
> >CC: "Czernowitz-L_at_cornell.edu" <czernowitz-l_at_list.cornell.edu>
> >Gesendet: 17:03 Mittwoch, 3.Dezember 2014
> >Betreff: Re: [Cz-L] Old ethnic joke.
> >
> >
> >
> >I know another joke about policemen in Czernowitz. In front of the Stock
> >Exchange on the Postgasse a lot of Jews stood around, looking for business
> >or just taking with friends. They obstructed the free flow of the
> >pedestrians; a policeman came to make order, saying:
> >
> >=E2=80=9Coder gehen Sie oder stehen Sie, aber machen Sie keine Kipkalich.=
> >=E2=80=9C
> >
> >Paul Heger
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 12:04 PM, Hardy Breier <hardy3_at_bezeqint.net>
> wrote:
> >
> >> If you find this joke funny ,you are a true Chernowitzer.
> >> If not you are a lost soul.
> >> Here we go :
> >> On a street corner where trading is forbidden a Ruthenian
> >> peasant woman sells produce.
> >> A street watchman comes by and says:
> >> "Frau, hier handlen verboten !
> >> Nehmen Sie die Korbe und gehen sie weg !"
> >> Which means "Woman, here trading forbidden.
> >> Take them baskets and go away!"
> >> The woman says:
> >> "Jusku ,ty ne znayesh menya ? Ya twoya zhena Olga"
> >> Jusku ,you not know me ? I am your wife Olga ?
> >> To this the watchman replies:
> >> " Frau , Gesetz ist Gesetz , nehmen sie die Korber weg..
> >> Woman -law is law take them baskets from here....
> >> Long ago in Czernowitz,
> >>
> >> Hardy
>
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<div dir=3D"ltr"><div>Thanks! Now you reminded me=C2=A0the correct diction,=
which I forgot</div><div>Paul</=
div></div><div class=3D"gmail_extra"> <div class=3D"gmail_quote">On Thu,=
Dec 4, 2014 at 6:18 PM, alexander rosner <<a href=3D"=
mailto:alexanderrosner_at_yahoo.de" target=3D"_blank">alexanderrosner_at_yahoo.de=
</a>> wrote: <blockquote class=3D"gmail_quote" style=3D"margin=
:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex">Paul, 
 
originally it sounded: 
 
Albo gehen Sie, albo stehen Sie, aber machen Sie keine Kupkas nicht! 
 
 
( some knowledge in Polish and Ukrainian helps ... :-)=C2=A0 ) 
 
>________________________________ 
> Von: Paul Heger <<a href=3D"mailto:pheger_at_gmail.com">pheger_at_gmail.c=
om</a>> 
>An: Hardy Breier <<a href=3D"mailto:hardy3_at_bezeqint.net">hardy3_at_beze=
qint.net</a>> 
>CC: "<a href=3D"mailto:Czernowitz-L_at_cornell.edu">Czernowitz-L_at_corn=
ell.edu</a>" <<a href=3D"mailto:czernowitz-l_at_list.cornell.edu">czer=
nowitz-l_at_list.cornell.edu</a>> 
>Gesendet: 17:03 Mittwoch, 3.Dezember 2014 
>Betreff: Re: [Cz-L] Old ethnic joke. 
> 
> 
> 
>I know another joke about policemen in Czernowitz. In front of the Stoc=
k 
>Exchange on the Postgasse a lot of Jews stood around, looking for busin=
ess 
>or just taking with friends. They obstructed the free flow of the 
>pedestrians; a policeman came to make order, saying: 
> 
>=3DE2=3D80=3D9Coder gehen Sie oder stehen Sie, aber machen Sie k=
eine Kipkalich.=3D 
>=3DE2=3D80=3D9C 
<div class=3D"HOEnZb"><div class=3D"h5">> 
>Paul Heger 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 12:04 PM, Hardy Breier <<a href=3D"mailto:har=
dy3_at_bezeqint.net">hardy3_at_bezeqint.net</a>> wrote: 
> 
>> If you find this joke funny ,you are a true Chernowitzer. 
>>=C2=A0 If not you are a lost soul. 
>> Here we go : 
>>=C2=A0 On a street corner where trading is forbidden a Ruthenian<br=
>
>> peasant woman sells produce. 
>>=C2=A0 =C2=A0A street watchman comes by and says: 
>> "Frau, hier handlen verboten ! 
>>=C2=A0 Nehmen Sie die Korbe und gehen sie weg !" 
>>=C2=A0 =C2=A0Which means "Woman, here trading forbidden. 
>>=C2=A0 Take them baskets and go away!" 
>>=C2=A0 =C2=A0The woman says: 
>> "Jusku ,ty ne znayesh menya ? Ya twoya zhena Olga" 
>>=C2=A0 =C2=A0 Jusku ,you not know me ? I am your wife Olga ? 
>> To this the watchman replies: 
>> " Frau , Gesetz ist Gesetz , nehmen sie die Korber weg.. 
>>=C2=A0 Woman -law is law take them baskets from here.... 
>>=C2=A0 =C2=A0 Long ago in Czernowitz, 
>> 
>> Hardy 
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