[Cz-L] Old ethnic joke.

If you find this joke funny ,you are a true Chernowitzer.
 If not you are a lost soul.
Here we go :
 On a street corner where trading is forbidden a Ruthenian
peasant woman sells produce.
  A street watchman comes by and says:
"Frau, hier handlen verboten !
 Nehmen Sie die Korbe und gehen sie weg !"
  Which means "Woman, here trading forbidden.
 Take them baskets and go away!"
  The woman says:
"Jusku ,ty ne znayesh menya ? Ya twoya zhena Olga"
   Jusku ,you not know me ? I am your wife Olga ?
To this the watchman replies:
" Frau , Gesetz ist Gesetz , nehmen sie die Korber weg..
 Woman -law is law take them baskets from here....
   Long ago in Czernowitz,

Hardy

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